gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

fuckyoutomhiddleston:

If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down

I just wanted everyone to know that

you’ve all been truly wonderful people

and

it was an honor blogging with you all

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

pandaburrrh:

facebook never ceases to amaze me 

amoying:

tommypom:

Working at Tumblr HQ!

FIX THE GODDAMN VIDEO PLAYER FOR GOD FUCKING SAKE

This explains a lot.

theselener:

people who pretend to be your friend just to get things from you

Mungo Thomson - Negative Space (2006)

r3troguy:

all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
bright and early for the daily races
going nowhere
going nowhere

theselener:

i can never remember what i used to do on the internet before tumblr but i was on the computer the same amount of time

Omg now I’m trying to remember too.

squidwurd:

we are the generation of innovators

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

lexuswillow:

so this is really awesome

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

someone put this on a valentines day card